Do I buy presents by colour? Not really. Does anyone buy presents by colour? I highly doubt it. Does stuff categorized into colour-coordinated groups produce a strangely satisfying feeling? It really does. Also gives me an excuse to use a shitty pun with every set. Bet that just blue your mind!!! I apologize. There isn’t even a blue set.
Did you know not owning a red lipstick is a major red flaaag? Yeah, you red that right.
No no no, it’s not pink, it’s rohsaay. Like wine, y’kno? That mermaid tail though… Dreamy.
If you’re dreaming of a white Christmas, but getting more of a muddy gray one… I’d say I feel you, but I’m busy hating Moscow’s constant blizzard.
Juust like your heart. Go ahead, you’re only a few steps away from a black belt in shopping.
That’s one gray market you can legally enjoy. Budget-friendly too, wink-wink, nudge-nudge.
Wait, is shiny not a colour? Also, I’m out of colour puns.